Pure goblincore goodness.
Often bizarre but always delightful. Like an odd little mall inside of a gnome's magical basement somewhere in the forest.
MADE TO ORDER IN THE USA
Often bizarre but always delightful. Like an odd little mall inside of a gnome's magical basement somewhere in the forest.
MADE TO ORDER IN THE USA
NEVER MASS PRODUCED
THIS SHOP SHIPS INTERNATIONALLY 🌍
- What's this all about? -
This is a one person small family business 👍 I'm an independent artist from the Appalachian Mountains happily transplanted in DC. I create and curate art and design that appeals to the modern chaotic array of interests that I find in the people and places around me.
Basically I'm just happy to be here spreading smiles and good vibes and my inspiration comes from the Chaotic Good around me and my literally Narcoleptic lucid dreams (shout out to my fellow disabled folks).
Selling in this shop is a big part of how I support my delightful, sleepy, independent life so thank you for being a part of this wild endeavor 😊
- About my green shipping and return policy -
I do not accept return shipments or offer expedited delivery because (1) your item was made to order just for you and (2) shipping is by far my biggest contributor to climate imbalance. Expedited shipping is not only much worse for the environment - it's currently prohibitively expensive for most of the items that I sell, sometimes doubling the price you would pay while only speeding up delivery by one or two business days at most.
I pride myself on getting most of my orders in the hands of my customers much sooner than they expected and in the case of any issue I will always work to either get the proper item shipped to you or to provide a refund depending on what you prefer, in context. In other words my shipping and return policy is great for the environment and keeps my customers happy, too.Do keep in mind that once your item has shipped there is nothing I can do aside from monitoring the tracking. Weather, accidents, and other unforeseen events can delay shipping times.
THIS SHOP SHIPS INTERNATIONALLY 🌍
- What's this all about? -
This is a one person small family business 👍 I'm an independent artist from the Appalachian Mountains happily transplanted in DC. I create and curate art and design that appeals to the modern chaotic array of interests that I find in the people and places around me.
Basically I'm just happy to be here spreading smiles and good vibes and my inspiration comes from the Chaotic Good around me and my literally Narcoleptic lucid dreams (shout out to my fellow disabled folks).
Selling in this shop is a big part of how I support my delightful, sleepy, independent life so thank you for being a part of this wild endeavor 😊
- About my green shipping and return policy -
I do not accept return shipments or offer expedited delivery because (1) your item was made to order just for you and (2) shipping is by far my biggest contributor to climate imbalance. Expedited shipping is not only much worse for the environment - it's currently prohibitively expensive for most of the items that I sell, sometimes doubling the price you would pay while only speeding up delivery by one or two business days at most.
I pride myself on getting most of my orders in the hands of my customers much sooner than they expected and in the case of any issue I will always work to either get the proper item shipped to you or to provide a refund depending on what you prefer, in context. In other words my shipping and return policy is great for the environment and keeps my customers happy, too.Do keep in mind that once your item has shipped there is nothing I can do aside from monitoring the tracking. Weather, accidents, and other unforeseen events can delay shipping times.